im talking about food here.

it seems that most of the westerners think that chinese people eat every part of every living thing on the planet.

well, to a certain extent, yes.

but pls dont blame us for the missing cats around the chinese restaurants in china town. we dont eat cats!~

below is a interesting "what-a-chinese-will-do" list. it is found online and obviously very steorotype and sacarstic sometimes, but very funny and true.

u must be a chinese if...

1. u r amused when americans think that chinese fast food is good.
2. u dilute your shampoo with water when running out so it'll last a little longer.
3. If u have a dog, u feed it with left over rice with some food instead of real dog food.
4. u'll spend for name brand clothes but keep condiments from fast food places.
5. u have instant noodles in ur house.
6. u cant go more than five days without rice.
7. u dont really own a mop, u just use an old t-shirt instead.
8. u hate it when ur parents boil Chinese herbs because it stinks.
9. u work out so hard but still look like the average Asian.
10. u eat spaghetti at home with chopsticks.
11. ur parents have tried to get u into places half-price saying u were 12 when u were really 15.
12. u've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
13. u've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
14. At least once, u've started a joke with "Confucius say. . . "
15. u have NO eyelashes.
16. ur parents say leaving rice in ur bowl is a sin.
17. ur ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher. 
18. u never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food.
19. ur parents have never kissed each other.
20. u learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than ur parents.
21. u have to call just about all ur parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
22. When going to other peoples' houses, u always have to bring a gift.
23. ur family owns butcher knives bigger than ur head.
24. ur parents ask ur teachers to give u more homework.
25. u keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times.
26. u eat every last grain of rice in ur bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
27. u were told u all look alike.
28. u know how to pinch someone with ur toes.
29. u eat rice for breakfast.
30. u buy rice in 50 pound sacks.
31. u prefer ur chicken and shrimp served with heads and feet still attached.
32. u majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
33. u beat eggs with chopsticks.
34. u save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
35. u fight over who pays the dinner bill.
36. u wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
37. u keep most of ur money in a savings account.
38. When toilet paper is on sale, u buy 100 rolls and store them.
39. u spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
40. ur dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
41. u never call ur parents just to say hello.
42. u use a colored face cloth every morning.
43. u starve urself before going to all-you-can-eat places.

see, we dont eat cats.